This is it, the final part of our "Pocket Size Previews" as we attempt to rate this year's Eurovision entries in as few words as possible. How do we rate Serbia, Slovenia, Spain, Switzerland, Sweden, Ukraine and the United Kingdom.
SERBIA - SANJA "GOODBYE"
SERBIA - SANJA "GOODBYE"
Elliot - Not a fan of topics like these in Eurovision as
feel cant dislike the song due to the message, but damn the woman can sing!
7.5/10
Noa - Amazing vocals skills by Sanja and such a powerful
song with a strong message 9/10
Emily - in love with this! I wasn't so sure at first but
after seeing her pre-party performances, I think she could even be a winner.
Strong singer, strong song, lovely personality. 10/10
James - A tad cheap in terms of lyrics but I do love the
emotion and message of the song. Not a bad choice, but it's not a troublemaker
to the big guns at Stockholm. 6/10
Rob - Now I love a Balkan ballad, but this just isn't Balkan
enough for me I'm afraid. 6.5/10
TOTAL SCORE: 39/50
TOTAL SCORE: 39/50
SLOVENIA - MANUELLA "BLUE AND RED"
Elliot - Meh, what else can I say, boring 5.5/10
Elliot - Meh, what else can I say, boring 5.5/10
Noa - It's alright, kinda catchy but nothing special! 6/10
Emily - Not a fan of this one. I don't like country music
and her voice isn't to my taste. 3/10
James - It's rather strange but could be a guilty pleasure
to many. Unfortunately, I'm not as keen.4/10
Rob - I don't hate this as much as some people, it's very
inoffensive and might sneak into the final. 6/10
TOTAL SCORE: 24.5/50
TOTAL SCORE: 24.5/50
SPAIN - BAREI "SAY YAY!"
Elliot - Fun, funky, fresh makes me wanna dance! Love it! 9/10
Elliot - Fun, funky, fresh makes me wanna dance! Love it! 9/10
Noa - Such a fun and cacthy song, love it! 8/10
Emily - Such a feel good song! She pulls it off so well, and
her footwork really adds to it. 9/10
James - Absolutely brilliant! The revamped version filled
any missing gaps this song had. Barei's vocals are on point, I love her style.
I would love to see this Top 5. 9/10
Rob - Fun and catchy - what more could you want? This will
look insane on stage and go big in the arena. 8.5/10
TOTAL SCORE: 43.5/10
TOTAL SCORE: 43.5/10
Barei will sing 'Say Yay!' in Stockholm |
SWITZERLAND - RYKKA "LAST OF OUR KIND"
Elliot - Very average song, left a bit bored by it - 5.5/10
Noa - I love this one! Very moderen and edgy and Rykka
really improved her vocals live so sounds good 9/10
Emily - I liked this at first, but now I feel as though it's
a little bit bland. Live version is better than the studio version though,
which is a good sign. 5/10
James - Rykka is just fabulous. I love the song but I do
worry for how it will stand out at Stockholm. But I do think Rykka is
constantly improving, so very exciting! 7/10
Rob - Dull, dull dull. I'm also not very sure she'll be able
to deliver live vocals on the night. 5/10
TOTAL SCORE: 31.5/50
TOTAL SCORE: 31.5/50
SWEDEN - FRANS "IF I WERE SORRY"
Elliot - It's grown on me since Melfest but still head over heels for it - 6.5/10
Elliot - It's grown on me since Melfest but still head over heels for it - 6.5/10
Noa - They could send something so much better, this is
kinda boring. 6/10
Emily - I don't despise it as much as I did when it won
melfest, but I still find it a little bit dreary. It's the same sort of sound
throughout and doesn't really go anywhere/do anything for me. 5/10
James - I like the beat but I find Frans' voice irritating.
I think it's highly overrated too. 5/10
Rob - Sweden Sweden Sweden, from such a great song last year
to something so so average. 5/10
TOTAL SCORE: 27.5/50
TOTAL SCORE: 27.5/50
UKRAINE - JAMALA "1944"
Elliot - Don't like this song, her vocals and wailing really make me want to hit mute, like a bad Rona Nishliu - 3.5/10
Elliot - Don't like this song, her vocals and wailing really make me want to hit mute, like a bad Rona Nishliu - 3.5/10
Noa - Well the message is strong and her vocals are good but
a little bit weird for the ear. 5/10
Emily - This one is in the middle for me. It's sort of
catchy in that you can pick up the melody after one listen, and I love that
she's introduced Tatar to the contest, but I'm not sure I like her voice
overall. 6/10
James - Some people understand it and love it, but
unfortunately it just sounds weird to me. 5/10
Rob - The message of this song is obviously very important -
I'm just sure she has to wail it! 4/10
TOTAL SCORE: 23.5/50
TOTAL SCORE: 23.5/50
UNITED KINGDOM - JOE AND JAKE "YOU'RE NOT ALONE"
Elliot - Inoffensive pop song, good song for the UK but not
causing any upsets in Stockholm - 7/10
Noa - nice catchy pop song , I guess it's alright , not
something that blows my mind.6.5/10
Emily - I'm very proud of our boys this year! They're such a
blast to hear live, they clearly enjoy themselves and I think they deserve to
do well! Their song is very well sung, their harmonies sound great and I think
they can appeal to a teenage audience. 8/10
James - This is the 2nd biggest music export in the world?
Why am I hearing the most generic and unfinished pop song then? Even Albania
can produce a better pop song than this (with a lot of work, of course). 5/10
Rob - A huge improvement from the UK this year and a
brilliant catchy chorus. The boys will do fine in Stockholm. 7.5/10
TOTAL SCORE: 34/50
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